Filled with Chocolate Pudding!

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Fri, 25 May 2012 22:24:02 -0400

Because marching bands are important, and Mucca Pazza will save...

Sun, 20 May 2012 15:25:00 -0400

Because marching bands are important, and Mucca Pazza will save us all.

The North American Signal Crayfish will save us all.

Sat, 19 May 2012 12:51:53 -0400

The North American Signal Crayfish will save us all.

Let's get somewhere safe so we can all see our families again.

Wed, 16 May 2012 22:22:00 -0400

Beethoven’s Symphony No. 7 in A major, second movement,...

Thu, 10 May 2012 19:32:00 -0400

Beethoven’s Symphony No. 7 in A major, second movement, performed by a waitress with gonorrhea and a fisherman.

In Russia.

Sat, 05 May 2012 23:51:00 -0400

In Russia.

There’s something wrong with everything everywhere right...

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 21:56:00 -0400

There’s something wrong with everything everywhere right now. Nobody will say when it will stop.

Hoard ground beef in case of emergency.

Mon, 26 Mar 2012 21:50:06 -0400

Blood, Sweat & Tears will save us all.

Sun, 18 Mar 2012 21:44:00 -0400

Blood, Sweat & Tears will save us all.

“Hooray for the Irish” —Johnny Marvin...

Sat, 17 Mar 2012 11:44:00 -0400

“Hooray for the Irish” —Johnny Marvin (1926)

You know what's great that also sucks? Seahorses. If a seahorse landed on your face, you'd go "Ew! Ew! Ew!" and smack it off. All curly with its tail, looking all seahorse.

Fri, 09 Mar 2012 20:44:00 -0500

Hell with you, seahorses.

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Tue, 06 Mar 2012 17:58:37 -0500

That Barilla Pasta commercial where the lady is making pasta and...

Mon, 05 Mar 2012 22:22:00 -0500

That Barilla Pasta commercial where the lady is making pasta and looking over at the guy across the way and she screws up the pasta, and she is sad, and then a box of Barilla Pasta is mysteriously in front of her door and she makes that, and everybody comes over, and they are all obvious pricks, and they’re all really enjoying the pasta and doing that dumb fake Italian kissing the fingers thing about it, and she looks over at the guy’s window again, except her face falls because he’s over there naked and sweaty with a really furious look on his face, staring right at her while he masturbates into a box of pasta and BONER KING is tattooed on his chest.

You Are a Cat! That lady is going to get that weird cat virus...

Mon, 27 Feb 2012 21:19:00 -0500

You Are a Cat!

That lady is going to get that weird cat virus pregnancy disease. She’s extremely pregnant, you just can’t see it on the cover. The pictures inside have her licking the cat all over sucking its paws and rubbing it all over her pregnant body and saying “I don’t care! I love my cat!” and her doctor is frowning and then her baby is born really weird, and then they show the cat looking satisfied while the lady makes an embarrassed face about the monstrous birth and her husband is slamming the door and getting into a red convertible with his secretary who is busty, and the cat looks out the window and jumps down out the window over the flowerbox and into the garden and across the yard and gives the husband a quizzical look and the husband smiles and winks at the cat and the cat leaps into the secretary’s lap and they zoom away, the end.

That’s the plot I picked.

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Wed, 18 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0500

Nursing is the most powerful tool in the universe. If only we could use it on scary dictators.

Tue, 01 Nov 2011 21:41:00 -0400

Enemies for life.

Thu, 01 Sep 2011 20:44:00 -0400

Enemies for life.

Safe for children.

Mon, 01 Aug 2011 23:10:00 -0400

Safe for children.

“Put your dick in my mouth!”

Fri, 15 Jul 2011 21:18:00 -0400

“Put your dick in my mouth!”

The way it goes, sometimes.

Sun, 10 Jul 2011 21:20:00 -0400

The way it goes, sometimes.