The President stands behind a podium and cannot stop answering questions. The President cannot stop answering questions because he cannot come out from behind the podium. The President cannot come out from behind the podium because he has an obvious erection and is waiting for it to go down. The President stands behind the podium answering question after question because of the obvious erection and the waiting for it to go down, but the erection isn’t going down. He wants to leave, he’s through answering questions, but he can’t very well step away from behind the podium because his obvious erection will not go down.
He answers questions about the foreign situation and about the domestic situation. He answers questions about the public school system, the private school system, the highways and byways, taxation. He carries forth on refugees riding the high seas and goes on about the technological marvels of science. He speaks of natural habitats and the salamander found in the water supply. He talks of crime in the streets of Laredo and women in prison. He answers questions and waits for his obvious erection to go down.
