Filled with Chocolate Pudding!

Apr 20

This time of night, the only question is how many hot dogs to clip into the can of baked beans in the pot on the stove. One is paltry and sad—you can cut them into skinny pennies but you’re still blatantly a hobo. Two is dull, merely respectable, just not enough. Three has a luxuriousness to it, without the tacky ostentation of four: Four is greed. Four is Hollywood. So, three. Three hot dogs in the baked beans. Makes one feel one is doing well. Fancy, but not an awful person.

Apr 16

“…rejecting people on their individual worth.”

This is important.

Apr 15

“Violence is a term used to describe attacking people. It is the opposite of friendly behavior.”

—Simple English Wikipedia

Apr 11

Maurizio Arcieri will save us all.

Apr 7

Mar 29

Mar 21

“Criswell was friend of Mae West, once predicting her rise to President of the United States, whereupon she, Criswell and George Liberace, the brother of showman Liberace, would ride a rocket to the moon.”

Mar 18

Mar 10

And that, Jasper, is, more or less, how it is in the hood.

Mar 7

Mar 6

Look to the skies. They're covered with shit.

Feb 22

This is extremely important…

…a standard.

Feb 20

Feb 16

Kai Lind pelastaa meidät kaikki. (“Älä niele, Digby!”)

Filled with Chocolate Pudding!

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Look to the skies. They're covered with shit.