May 2009
11 posts
Librarians are really good at putting things away.
The President stands behind a podium and cannot stop answering questions. The President cannot stop answering questions because he cannot come out from behind the podium. The President cannot come out from behind the podium because he has an obvious erection and is waiting for it to go down. The President stands behind the podium answering question after question because of the obvious erection...
Why does the President have such an obvious erection? What’s at the bottom of this whole erection business? Is he thinking of his wife or someone else? Is he thinking of someone famous or a girl back in high school or some photograph he happened to see in passing this morning? And is it necessarily a woman on his mind? There’s always rumors and hearsay, but does that mean that a...
If an infinite number of reporters have an infinite amount of time to ask the President an infinite number of questions, they will eventually hit on that big question. Podium or no, politics aside, they will eventually ask him. An infinite number of reporters will eventually ask the President, “What’s in your pants? Mister President! What’s in your pants?”
