February 2009
45 posts
The New York Times (Your Mother Edition): Today's...
OBAMA, BREAKING ‘FROM A TROUBLED PAST,’ SEEKS A BUDGET TO RESHAPE YOUR MOTHER
Mayor’s Plan for Your Mother as a Walkway
Your Mother is Said to Agree to Raise Stake in Citigroup
Your Mother’s Skills Put to the Test
A Bold Plan Sweeps Away Your Mother’s Ideas
U.S. Will Give Your Mother a Civilian Trial
A man had an urge to French kiss a pig's butt... →
Voodoo Groove —Mama Digdown
There is a skull encased in a glass display when... →
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My Bathroom is a Private Kind of Place
Anyhow I Love You —Guy Clark
The Hamstery
Tales of unspeakable horror and the chilling unknown…
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THE HAMSTERY
Tonight’s episode: The Magic Trick.
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And now we return to...The Hamstery
The Magic Trick
A specter appears in the front hall. The child of the house, a low-browed, confused looking sort of boy, happens upon it.
The specter speaks and is dressed as a magician. “Hello, kid! Here’s my fine trick I will show you!”
It gestures at a guillotine apparatus beside it. “You may have seen this trick before on television. Well, here it is for you now,...
Not a day goes by that I don't wish Walter Matthau... →
Mini Skirt Polka —Jimmy Sturr and His...
Fuckers, this is not irony.
"Four men are standing around an unconscious... →
The New York Times
February 5, 2009
Correction
An Op-Ed article on Wednesday, about the Heimlich maneuver, incorrectly described the technique. The person administering the maneuver pushes under the choking victim’s diaphragm, not above it. The article also misidentified the part of the body food travels through to the stomach. It is the esophagus, not the trachea.
Has this been mentioned before? Because this is... →
