January 2009
35 posts
Baby Elephant Walk —Lawrence Welk
A Balloon Man, Watching Television
He’s a balloon man, watching television. He’s five foot one and the hottest ever. He’s a balloon man, watching television, standing there with his pants at his ankles and the remote in his hand. His penis strains towards the screen. He’s a balloon man, watching television.
It’s been a long day at the park, all floppy shoes and ding-a-ling-ding. A long day of purple swans, yellow poodles, red...
Extravaganzas make me weep. Bad extravaganzas... →
The Era of Good Feelings →
And we may not want to admit it, but yes, although... →
Alphabet of the apes. →
Shirley is a prude and refers to sex as...
Parents need to know that this classic slapstick sitcom is about two young women living and working on their own in Milwaukee in the late 1950s and early 1960s. Their desire to live independently is often challenged by the traditional gender roles of the time. The series stresses the importance of friendship, loyalty, and family. Alcohol (mostly beer) is visible — the girls work in a...
Sammy’s Eye —Fluidos Humanos
They came for the zoo and I said nothing, because... →
Levers, toggle switches, and vats.
That’s what it’s all about.
The Great Depression was a time when the economy...
—Simple English Wikipedia
Helping. He's a helper.
“You don’t want to eat that shit, you fucker. If you want to eat something good, eat this!”
Extremely random man on Manhattan Avenue in Greenpoint, Brooklyn, as I was contemplating the window of the Peter Pan Donut & Pastry Shop. He held up a can of Hormel Chili with Beans he’d apparently just purchased at the bodega up the block. Or that he just carries around with...
So, okay: You know that whole deal how trees sort... →
Well, they don’t do that any more.
I own many parts to do tomorrow stormy. (Rub mix...
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Control that eagerness but prevent hair loss....
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