October 2008
61 posts
September 2008
56 posts
The doomiest doom just got doomier. →
Doom! We’re doomed! Telling you: Doom!!!
(I’ll Love You) Till the End of the World ...
Enjoy Yourself —Todd Snider
You remember the ozone hole? This makes that look... →
Three cheers for positive feedback! Oh, wait…positive feedback loops…
Stop cheering. Seriously, everybody stop clapping…wait, now what’s that under the ice?
Aw, crud…run!!!
“I like that little Down syndrome kid. One of them lives down the street. ...”
– President William Jefferson Clinton
WatchTrouble the Water (2008)
Check the filmmakers’ website for a screening in your area and/or zone.
If you don’t go, I’m sorry, but then you’re a goddamned idiot.
You probably don’t want to hear that, but it’s just the way it is.
Entirely up to you.
"It was as if someone had snapped their fingers... →
Number 7 on your audio headset.
These bloody clown pants were found today under your bed, damp and wadded, smelling of sulphur. Last night you nearly awoke from a fitful sleep upon hearing what you’ve since described as the “skittering” sound of finger- and toenails on the floorboards beneath you. You also have a hazy recollection of brushing what you thought to be a mosquito or moth or some other persistent...
How long can a man survive on grilled cheese and...
We’ll find out when Tom Brokaw joins us after the break to talk about his new book, The Easy Way to Survive on Grilled Cheese and Hard Boiled Eggs…but first, here’s Tawny Moreno with the latest on all the dead bodies washing ashore on Lake Michigan.
Tawny, what’s the story on those corpses?
Mungster Chicken, with Ham
Place whole dead gutted featherless chicken in pot, head optional as garnish. Get a pig, kill it, and put that in there. Heat until cooked, with potatoes and carrots or peas if you want. Whatever.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to... →
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Drunky the Wetbrain
Drunky the Wetbrain is an older bald man with big red lips and a big red nose. He walks down the street zigzag with a bottle in hand.
Fifteen years ago, on his birthday, his last friend gave him a silver flask filled with rum. They lost it before it was finished and woke up in some bushes.
Drunky the Wetbrain’s mother is also older and hairless with big red lips and a big red nose. She wears a...
The Drunken Driver —Granpa Joe
"It wasn't exactly that Buck was a mean dog, the... →
Bankruptcy, Hepatitis A, and closure in North... →
“Nothing’s prettier than a pretty...
