August 2008
44 posts
On the tour of the United Nations building they...
Customer and Barber
C: Hey, that shop next door didn’t last six months, did it?
B: Naw.
C: What was it they sold there?
B: Balloons.
C: Balloons?
B: Balloons, party stuff. You know.
C: What’s going in there now?
B: Yogurt.
C: Oh.
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If you put an angel in a blender on frappé,...
Ham Eye Pete and Diarrhea Joe open Japan to the...
Learn your history, people.
The distance decay of similarity.
It’s like that Mr. Rogers bootleg video some buddies of mine had back in high school. They thought it was hilarious, but it just made me sad and anxious and nervous. That episode where they replaced the Henrietta Pussycat puppet with a mummified human hand. Nobody at PBS noticed at first, and it ran in reruns for awhile until they pulled it and erased all mention from the syndication...
“Mayhem was designed by God to relieve the sensitive.”
—Lorinda Ann Harnish Van Sciver Neumann
I See God in Everything —E.C. and Orna...
Something said in an important way. →
"Professional slave traders commanded little... →
"What's more obscene? The official position that... →
The more threat Coney Island is under, the better it gets.
"When we went there, we found an astonishing... →
Well, bless their hearts. →
“Exxon Mobil reported the best quarterly profit ever for a corporation on Thursday, beating its own record…”