August 2008
44 posts
You need this. →
July 2008
78 posts
This is an astounding piece of scholarship. →
Look, I said I'm sorry I left you for dead in a...
I meant it. How many times do you want me to say it? Jesus Christ, you can be a real pain, you know?
I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry!
Now give it a freaking rest. Please!
Look, no…stop. No. Okay. Okay. Stop. Please, I’m begging you. Enough! Stop. Shut up. Listen. Just shut up!
Fine, okay,...
The Washington, D.C. monument that taxi drivers... →
F.D.R. Jones —Cab Calloway
NewEnactPol: 072908: All United States Citizenry...
Much like the old man who came crawling into the...
"I trailed my husband as he entered the kitchen,... →
Okay…and…cue Sammy…go.
"Haud vir coma Memphis per suus universus mores"
“No man leaves Memphis with his morals intact”
—City motto of Memphis, Tennessee
Was the song a bit much? Yeah, well, sorry.
It's bad enough you've murdered the biosphere, now... →
Another colossal loss for the few scant years humanity has left to draw breath on this great big planet. I sent ‘em ten bucks…how did you endeavor to make things better for everyone last year?
Enjoy yourself. It’s later than you think.
Being alive is such a con job.
"With Senator Barack Obama's candidacy expected to... →
Thinking of a couple of other presidential elections where you “many people” might have come in handy. Jerks.
Memphis, Tennessee
Was just in Memphis for an Elvis conference (don’t ask), and was pretty nervous about the whole thing, to tell the truth. Weird food, strange laws, language barrier, unfamiliar body language, the whole nine yards.
It was all ludicrously orchestrated. None of us conference attendees even had a view of the city in the hotel, the rooms of which had no phones, and the television only had two...
Obey.
Boum! —Charles Trenet
Maybe taking this job on the Island of Misfit Toys...
The ferry only runs twice a day, and the hydrofoil is too expensive to use on a regular basis. Getting a little tired of the trips to the emergency room, too, with all the gouges and cuts and scrapes that are par for the course.
Don’t even want to think about mercury and lead levels in the blood, afraid to get tested for that.
But there is one thing: Wildly malfunctioning toys are...
Most certainly, click to play in honor of the...
