May 2008
55 posts
Went to a McDonald's this one time
and wanted an iced tea, because I was thirsty for iced tea. I asked for a medium iced tea. The young woman behind the counter said, “I’m sorry, sir, we only have large, extra-large, and super-sized.” I told her to give me the one in the middle. This is a true story.
And while I resisted it for years, Starbucks now has me saying an Italian word, here and there.
The other...
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So he throws a bucket of water on the guy...
and stabs him in the shoulder with a screwdriver. “Take that, you freaking robot!” he says, anticipating the fireworks.
Not really a shining moment in his life, when you get right down to it.
Definitive version
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A logical progression of events.
“Karaoke is an imperfect medium.”
– Heige Kim
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"The thing about The Wall Street Journal is that...
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