April 2008
58 posts
Midgets hate it when you touch them on the throat...
"She still had all of her marbles, though every... →
"...the rubber legs of Leon Errol." →
Pol Pot died a natural death at a ripe old age,...
And, by accounts from those who knew him, he was a quiet, unassuming man, with natural charm. Well liked.
…Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton invoked images of Pearl Harbor and Osama...
– The New York Times
It’s just occurred to me for the first time to wonder whether I should run my cat’s soft toys through the laundry once in awhile. Is this something a complete crazyperson would do? I mean, he puts his mouth on them and they’re pretty dirty. They just lie around on the floor when he’s not putting his mouth on them. But then what about laundry detergent? Is laundry...
Not a day goes by that I don't wish Walter Matthau...
The United States of America unilaterally and unconditionally surrenders.
A Corner of Entertainment History Many Would...
Tardabell Day! began as a weekly segment on the CBS Radio program Arthur Godfrey Time. A pantomiming clown with marionettes on the radio would seem an unlikely hit, but it did capture the public’s imagination in 1947, then becoming common to refer to Mondays as “Tardabell Day”. The show consisted primarily of light orchestral melodies punctuated by Tardabell’s...
"Another difference between a piefight and a... →
Job opening. →
Just a bunch of great big bags of wet crazy,...
"What do you do if you find out your heart is the... →
—Doctor Impossible
I built a dog out of wood once, but I took it to the forest and let it go.