March 2008
44 posts
"Encyclopedias are like immutable cycloramas,... →
“Toads have powerful back legs which enable them to jump around.”
– World Book Encyclopedia
February 2008
91 posts
Crocodiles and Cameras —Fluidos Humanos
"Can a zombie woman's hunger for love repopulate... →
Jesus loves a pretty girl, but hates the ugly...
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Getting off Zoloft: What to expect
Many patients will find after a course of treatment that they are ready to stop taking Zoloft® (sertraline HCl), or that Zoloft may be contraindicated for a new medication. What follows is a list of common side effects of Zoloft withdrawal in their usual order of appearance over time, to allow doctors and their patients to be aware of the implications.
Disconsolate or self-disparaging...
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Logical progression of events.
"You know flight from angry mob by way of drainage... →
Hi, my name is Sandy Duncan. I guess you're... →
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Way it runs sometimes.
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Weird
Just weird. Why would Obama choose Meat Loaf’s “In the Land of the Pig, the Butcher is King” as his campaign slogan? I guess it kind of makes sense that Hillary would pick “Rainy Days and Mondays” by The Carpenters. Kind of.
“I’m gonna eat your brain and gain your knowledge!” Planet Terror (2007)
No namby pamby mammal.
Look, it really was a dark and stormy night, all right? I’m not kidding. Intestines were strung all about the room like holiday bunting, so don’t tell me it wasn’t valid or the situation was hackneyed, okay? I knew I would never be the same again.
