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I hope you find what you're looking for.
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Dec 28th
A single screw of flesh is all that pins the soul.
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The pharmacist in "It's a Wonderful Life".
He was poorly trained, and forgetful.  Criminally negligent. He also shouldn’t be crying and hugging on small boys who work for him the way that he does.  Quite frankly, he should not be employing small boys in the first place, and most certainly not to deliver drugs.  This is not good business practice.  If the pharmacist in It’s a Wonderful Life had never been born, lives would be...
Dec 25th
ListenHark! The Herald Angels Sing     —Julian...
Dec 25th
"Drama this, drama that, beauty sleep, drama."
Random woman to her random sister, on Manhattan Avenue in Greenpoint, Brooklyn, on spending time with family during the holidays.
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She suspected previous efforts to show movies to... →
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Dec 21st
The Dance of the Xmas Hippopotami
This Xmas, as with every Xmas since days beyond reckoning, it comes time once again for the Yuletide hippopotami that live in the brush at the base of the mighty volcanic mountain to the north to greatly increase their numbers.  For once again it comes time, as Santa reigns on high, for the Dance of the Xmas Hippopotami.  Time to sway the Santa from his powerful indifference towards a chuckling...
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Brooklyn says: I hate the people and are you OK...
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The force that drives the green fuse also drives...
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ListenHappy Heart     —Andy Williams
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Moms! Turn a plain old hot dog dinner into a...
See page 93 of December’s Redbook Magazine double issue for details!
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Before the Crusades, no Westerner had ever seen a...
Learn your history, people.
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"Trees demand the respect of a tipped hat..." →
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Tom Jones saved us all a long time ago, but we blew it.
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"I used to like the crying of children. I wished I... →
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ListenLoving Her Was Easier   —Mr. Peter’s...
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ListenWives and Lovers    —Jack Jones
Dec 4th
Unicorns taste just like milk fed veal. Puppies...
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