November 2008
71 posts
Scary, haunting.
The motive of it all was loneliness
—Muriel Rukeyser
October 2008
61 posts
"But as they walked out into the parking lot,... →
Let’s say that again: “But as they walked out into the parking lot, Einstein suddenly appeared and Oppenheimer stopped to chat with him.”
"What is that, a robot?" he said, exhaling... →
—Joshua Simmons, 20, the foolish chairman of ‘Gators for McCain’, a Florida campus group for idiots. No one wants to attend his meetings, nor will they donate money to his cause. A very sad and deluded young man, Simmons would rather see America destroyed than confront his own bigotry. Closer inspection reveals that the campaigning robot is, in fact, powered by hope, a resource...
First Church of the New Epiphany
Last month, a friend organized a raffle for her church’s street fair a couple blocks away from me, over on Kent Street, so I went on over and bought some tickets just because, you know, because.
I walked away with an electric waffle iron and a George Foreman Super Champ Limited Edition Lean Mean Fat Reducing Grilling Machine. The other people at the raffle said things like,...
“All kidding aside, we’re supporting Barack Obama, too. We’re not crazy. It’s just a joke that got out of hand, this McCain thing, and we’ve got to go through the motions. That’s politics. But some of these retards out there, Jesus Christ, they believe anything you tell them with a straight face. I mean, Palin? Come on! We’re just effing with everybody....
Syncopated Clock Mambo —Perez Prado
Which is funniest?
Consider with care.
Choose.
WatchChew on another cartoon. I’m busy.
Daffy Duck and Egghead (1939)
"Well. For those who like that sort of thing, I...
—Abraham Lincoln on Spiritualism
Abraham Lincoln: The War Years, Vol. II
(Carl Sandburg)
Personally, I don't have a problem with strangers...
It’s what I’m paying them for, right? Somebody’s gotta do it. Unless something is done, and done quickly, man as the dominant species of life on Earth will be extinct within a year. We don’t want that.
Or do we…?
Watch Jerry Lewis like a hawk. He's going to be...
Sound advice.
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Yes, but do they have any money? →
“Overall, the IUCN Red List now includes 44,838 species, of which 16,928 are threatened with extinction (38 per cent). Of these, 3,246 are in the highest category of threat, Critically Endangered, 4,770 are Endangered and 8,912 are Vulnerable to extinction.”
Dusty Old Dust —Woody Guthrie
—Floyd Cramer