Mar
7
Filled with Chocolate Pudding!
Feb
22
This is extremely important…
…a standard.
Feb
20
Feb
15
Ladies and gentlemen, I’m here tonight to tell you a very strange story. A story so strange, that no one will believe it. But ladies and gentlemen, seeing is believing. And we, my partners and I, have brought back the living proof of our adventure. An adventure in which twelve of our party met horrible deaths. And now, ladies and gentlemen, before I tell you any more, I’m going to show you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld. He was a king and a god in the world he knew. But now he comes to civilization, merely a captive, a show to gratify your curiosity. Ladies and gentlemen, look at Lincoln, the 16th president of the United States!
Feb
5
I think we can agree that this is the standard definition of gay. When we speak of gay marriage, and gays in the military, this is what should always be the forefront example to remind us what we mean, so that we’re not lost in semantics.
Feb
2
You need this.
Jan
26
Jan
24
It’s like the Bible. But different.
Jan
15
A 2005 survey carried out by the British Cheese Board reported that when it came to dream types, Stilton cheese seemed to cause odder dreams than other cheese, with 75% of men and 85% of women experiencing "odd and vivid" dreams after eating a 20-gram serving of the cheese half an hour before going to sleep.
Highlights included talking soft toys, lifts that move sideways, a vegetarian crocodile upset because it could not eat children, dinner party guests being traded for camels, soldiers fighting with each other with kittens instead of guns and a party in a lunatic asylum.
Jan
7
Jan
6
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