Jun
29
Filled with Chocolate Pudding!
Astronauts are sacks of shit. This is just a truism.
Jun
25
Potato salad will save us all.
It will. Hoi hoi!
Trust on this. This is an Irish pudding.
Jun
24
Outdoorsiness (Biyaking)
Take your bicycle with you on your kayak on the lake, just to prove you can. And to piss off the other kayakers. They’re all kayak-macho and will be all, “That’s no way to kayak!” and then you can shout, “Screw you, hippie!” and splash them with your oar and ring your bike bell.
Jun
22
Question
Let’s say there’s a fellow you can’t abide. You actively hate this person, for whatever reason. He is simply someone who absolutely rubs you the wrong way, you know the type. He sucks, this guy. Total asshole.
So now let’s say he’s bitten by a zombie, and becomes a zombie himself.
The question is, are you glad this jerk is dead, or do you just hate that particular zombie all the more?
Jun
21
Jun
20
“A hat is a type of covering for the head. There are many types of hats. Hats are different in different parts of the world. Some hats are worn by women, other hats by men, others by both, and some are not worn by anyone at all.”
—Simple English Wikipedia
Jun
19
Jun
18
"Visitors were visibly shaken by the scene, and wondered aloud where the gorilla would get a knife."
Jun
17
“Don’t be frightened!”
Jun
15
The way it goes sometimes.
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