Filled with Chocolate Pudding!

Jan 18
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Nov 1

Nursing is the most powerful tool in the universe. If only we could use it on scary dictators.

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Sep 1
Enemies for life.

Enemies for life.
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Aug 1

Safe for children.
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Jul 15
                       “Put your dick in my mouth!”

                       “Put your dick in my mouth!”
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Jul 10

The way it goes, sometimes.
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Jul 4
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Jun 22

Children are the future of tomorrow.
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Jun 20
So I walked in and told Roy, “Everybody loves a tuckered out kitty.” But then realized I have absolutely no evidence for this whatsoever. I hadn’t read an article or a study about that or anything. I was was just making it up, for something to say. Just standing there, telling lies to the cat.

So I walked in and told Roy, “Everybody loves a tuckered out kitty.” But then realized I have absolutely no evidence for this whatsoever. I hadn’t read an article or a study about that or anything. I was was just making it up, for something to say. Just standing there, telling lies to the cat.
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Jun 17
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Happy Valley
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Jun 12
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Jun 11

You need one of these.
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Jun 6
HEY MISTER WEINER NOW THAT YOU’RE OUT! HOW MANY BONERS CAN YOU COUNT? 1…2…3…4…

HEY MISTER WEINER

NOW THAT YOU’RE OUT!

HOW MANY BONERS

CAN YOU COUNT?

1…2…3…4…
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Jun 1
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May 16

This is what you were after when you came here.
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