Filled with Chocolate Pudding!

Jun 29

Mr. Zelaya...angrily denounced the coup as illegal. "I am the president of Honduras," he insisted at the airport in San Jose, Costa Rica, still wearing his pajamas.

Jun 27

Astronauts are sacks of shit. This is just a truism.

Jun 25

Potato salad will save us all.

It will. Hoi hoi!

Trust on this. This is an Irish pudding.

Jun 24

Outdoorsiness (Biyaking)

Take your bicycle with you on your kayak on the lake, just to prove you can. And to piss off the other kayakers. They’re all kayak-macho and will be all, “That’s no way to kayak!” and then you can shout, “Screw you, hippie!” and splash them with your oar and ring your bike bell.

Jun 23

Jun 22

Question

Let’s say there’s a fellow you can’t abide. You actively hate this person, for whatever reason. He is simply someone who absolutely rubs you the wrong way, you know the type. He sucks, this guy. Total asshole.

So now let’s say he’s bitten by a zombie, and becomes a zombie himself.

The question is, are you glad this jerk is dead, or do you just hate that particular zombie all the more?

Jun 21

Jun 20

“A hat is a type of covering for the head. There are many types of hats. Hats are different in different parts of the world. Some hats are worn by women, other hats by men, others by both, and some are not worn by anyone at all.”

—Simple English Wikipedia

Jun 19